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THE VAGINA-ASS OF LUCIFER NIGGERBASTARD

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

IT'S BACK UP (AGAIN AGAIN!)

Fired from his job at the Analsausage Fuck Factory, Lucifer Niggerbastard sets off on an epic quest with his compatriots, a burbling sack of babyshit and Rojir the razor-bladed dildo. Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard is an epic tale told in a bizarro-author’s take on the ancient Homeric masters. Hey, all writers are thieves. It’s just illegal if the dead author you steal from hasn’t rotted enough yet. Actually, this book is pretty much nothing like the Aeneid. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read. Is it a commentary on how fucked up things are yet again? Maybe. Probably. Yes. If you don’t have a sense of humor or “bad words” get your ass in a twist, don’t read this fucking book.


$2.50 (ebook) on www.shawnwunjo.com 
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25 comments

  • Anonymous

    Holy fucking shit! I almost pissed my bastard pants reading this book! God damned fuckshit BUY THIS BOOK!

  • The bisexual chronic masterbator with tourettes

    Creepy uncle Tim's been reading chapters of THE VAGINA-ASS OF LUCIFER NIGGERBASTARD on the Distorted View show and i'm loving every second of it.

    Not enough to actually BUY the book, of course, but if I find a way to pirate a pdf off the interbutts i'll be on that shit like niggers on fried chicken and malt liquor.

    Jigoo!

  • Anonymous

    Mr. Wunjo,
    My name is Eli Maroney, my email is eliasmaroney@comcast.net

    Send me this fucking book and i will send you money. I don't even give a shit what kind of child raping internet fuckwads get my email, i need your masterpiece.
    love,
    eli

  • Anonymous

    Mr. Wunjo,
    My name is Eli Maroney, my email is eliasmaroney@comcast.net

    Send me this fucking book and i will send you money. I don't even give a shit what kind of child raping internet fuckwads get my email, i need your masterpiece.
    love,
    eli

  • Anonymous

    I can't wait until you send me this, seriously. I'm dying to read it. I also have no fucking clue how I came by it. My memory of that is blank.

  • IRRITATED CUSTOMER

    I SAY THEE NAY! I SAY NAY TIMES INFINITE TO THEE AND THINE HAND-WRITTEN INGLORIOUS WORK. THE CHILDREN OF ASGARDIAN MEN TREMBLE IN DISGUST UPON LAYING THEIR EYES ON THIS, MAN OF WUNJO. IT IS AN ABOMINATION TO ALL OF THE MIDGARDIANS AND ESPECIALLY TO US GODS. SUCH TALES DO NOT BELONG INTO THE BELONGING OF HUMAN KIND NOR SHALL THEY SPREAD THEIR SEEDS IN MAN'S HEAD. THINE PUNISHMENT WOULD BE OF AN UNIMAGINABLE KIND IN ASGARD. THEREFORE, I DEMAND THAT THOU SHALL FACE IMPRISONMENT THROUGH THE HANDS OF THE MAN OF IRON TO ATONE FOR THINE CRIMES OR THE WRATH OF THOR, SON OF ODIN, GOD OF THUNDER, SHALL BE UPON THEE.

    AND JUST TO MAKE THIS CLEAR, I DID NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GODDESS AND WIFE-NIECE IUNO.

  • Dog shit for dinner

    This is the best book ever out on the market. I shit my pants just thinking about this fucking masterpiece. someone give me this book before i fuck shit up.

    Please and thank you,
    FuckHead McNiggerBastard

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