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HOW TO WRITE GOOD AND SHIT

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

I'M NOT DEAD. NOT YET.

Anyone who would try to sell a book to you on how to be a better writer is a fucking worthless hack.

Think of your creativity as an ocean of liquid shit under the world’s largest unwashed ass. It is your job to stick a straw into that ocean, plunge it all the way to the fucking crusty bottom and suck up all the cruft lurking down there, because that’s the shit that masterpieces are made of. Realize that you don’t need to conform to a fucking mold and be a cog in the retardo machine like the rest of the idiots who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. You need to look at the idiocy that we call “popular” and the hit-and-miss retardation we call “literature” and do something completely fucking different from either one.

So here’s how to write good and shit.

GET IT BEFORE THEY BAN IT!

Click here for e-book formats [$2.50] (Always available DRM free through www.shawnwunjo.com
Click here for paperback: [$9.95] (Get it before they ban it-- if the link doesn't work, you're too late!)
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