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FUCK ME IN THE ASS: a love story ♥ ♥ ♥

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

This is the tale of two lovers who meet in the middle of a tattoo party– an epic orgy of ink slinging where designs flow like life and souls make connections that last for fucking ever. This book is a mental enema that will change your outlook on love, life and the world around you. You will never be the same again after letting yourself fall into its fucking pages.


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CUNTS FOR CHRIST

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

When four whores fail to raise money for their local church and the Reverend scoffs at their donation of only a single dollar, Jesus Christ himself comes back in the form of the church’s giant, solid gold savior and levels the fucking place. Setting out on a quest to put things right and make things groovy again, the colossal Christ journeys to Rome with the Cunts– four hookers with hearts of gold, an army of Atheists and freethinkers led by the Uberpriest, a fleet of totally chill hippies, and a coven of pagans. In the end, only Pope Ratdick and his army of hate-filled Hitler-clone altar boys stands in the way of the giant golden Jesus and the Love Army. Will the colossal Christ and the heroes of good vibes win through, or will oppression and idiocy rule the day? Find out in Shawn Wunjo’s latest book, the hilariously and brutally scathing critique of both religion and atheism: Cunts for Christ!


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ASS

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under


This is a tale of Cockpyres and Werecunts.

It is the tale of a war that goes on between them, totally unknown to men.

It is the tale of one young woman's fucked up love for a corpse

and a furry.

Yeah, shit is that bad.

That's right folks, this is the latest release by multi-banned author Shawn Wunjo! Check it out, and buy all the copies you're going to need for you and your friends before the stuffy big wigs ban it!

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HOW TO WRITE GOOD AND SHIT

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

I'M NOT DEAD. NOT YET.

Anyone who would try to sell a book to you on how to be a better writer is a fucking worthless hack.

Think of your creativity as an ocean of liquid shit under the world’s largest unwashed ass. It is your job to stick a straw into that ocean, plunge it all the way to the fucking crusty bottom and suck up all the cruft lurking down there, because that’s the shit that masterpieces are made of. Realize that you don’t need to conform to a fucking mold and be a cog in the retardo machine like the rest of the idiots who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. You need to look at the idiocy that we call “popular” and the hit-and-miss retardation we call “literature” and do something completely fucking different from either one.

So here’s how to write good and shit.

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YOU ARE FUCKED

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

THIS IS YOUR STORY

Are you ready for an adventure book this fucking epic? Can you handle something so damn hot it will probably combust while you're reading it?

Welcome to the world of "YOU ARE FUCKED," the only adventure book of its kind, with enough secret endings and crazy moments to choke a donkey.

That's right, I said adventure book.

You are in control of the fucking story.

Experience the mind of Shawn Wunjo in a way that may just scar you for life. Get this shit now, before it gets banned for being too damn awesome.

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NEW LINK as of 8/1/12!



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ROBOCUNT AND THE RUG NIGGERS OF AFROFAGGOTSTAN

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

IT'S BACK (AGAIN AGAIN!)

From the fuckass that brought you “THE VAGINA ASS OF LUCIFER NIGGERBASTARD” Built from fucking grade A USDA premium goddamn chrome, ROBOCUNT is Dr. Patriot’s latest creation, and she’s on a mission to kick some fucking ass in Afrofaggotstan. Loosely based off the events of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, ROBOCUNT is jam packed with American-grade EPIC straight from the mouths of multiple whores well versed in the workings of government and faggotry. Is it a commentary on how fucked up things are yet again? Maybe. Probably. Yes. If you don’t have a sense of humor or “bad words” get your ass in a twist, don’t read this fucking book. You can’t get new art unless you step outside your tiny little goddamned shit-stained cockbox and burn the fucker to the goddamn ground.


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DAIRY STAIN AND THE CUNT OF CTHULHU

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under



Alone and lost at the ass-end of Turdlock, Dairy Stain has always known he had a fucking destiny, but when he finds his ass-hose uncle’s fucking journal, shit goes totally nuts. Follow Stain as he straps on a brown thong and a pair of metal buttcheeks and backflips through time and space like a mad cunt. This shit is a tale of a real fucking hero who pulls himself up by the straps of his wrestling mask and dives asslong into the Cunt of Cthulhu. This is the goddamned tale of the ultimate fucking person, as well as a tale of all the peoples of the goddamned world. Is it a commentary on how fucked up things are yet again? Most fucking definitely. If you don’t have a sense of humor or “bad words” get your ass in a twist, don’t read this fucking book.

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