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I'M BACK, BITCHES!

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

Let's do this!

So here's the deal: pick the ebook you want, order it right from here through paypal, and I'll email you a copy from my business email account within 24 hours (sometimes way fucking faster than that!) All e-books are $2.50 unless otherwise marked (Rods of Mars is $4.95 and omnibus editions are $19.95) Scroll down past this for paperback editions. Want to buy in a different format? Whine in the comments section below.


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  • Addy

    SIr, I am the host of a radio show ( www.addyandgabeshow.com ) and I would love to interview you on our show. Please contact me at zethon@gmail.com so we can arrange a phone interview.

    We have been reading a chapter of Vagina Ass every week on our show and listeners keep asking us where they can get a copy. Please contact me! It woud be great if we could even have you read a excerpt from your book.

    I hope to hear from you soon!

  • Dan Gillis

    Fuck you fucking fuckers. wunjo is a twisted genius. Im on my third book and am puking everytime I read them. Thanks Shawn for my vomitous weight loss and the piss my pants, hersey squirt laughs you give.

  • Khan Fikevanis

    I am writing a book inspired by (& plagiarizing) your genius. It is called Nigerious Ultima & The Negraspawn Negroids Of Mongolonegria. Here is the long assed prelude:

    Meet Nigerious, a white guy living in the suburbs of Negros Island. Named after some God Of The Stolen Television Set, Nigerious is a white guy among numerous black guys. In fact, he is the only white guy. Even his retired parents are black. Doctors cannot explain why he is white. All of the Negros laugh & call him names. They never let Nigerious join in any Nigger games. Nigerious feels like lt is his destiny to become the very best Negro, like noone ever was. So, he pulled a reverse Michael Jackson & became black. THE END.

    Except, he didn't just become any Negro. He was the nigeriest of all Niggers. The radius of his nigerious was so powerful, that lt outshone Utu for days. All of this commotion attracted an underground tribe of Negroids from shitting Mongolonegria, just North of Negros Island. No Nigger dared venture that far, for those who did, never returned, except for their mutilated corpses. The Mayor of Negros Island, Nig Dekwaud, announced to the Niggers that lt is a dangerous place & shit. But this time, the Mongolonegrioid Negroids were coming to Negros Island. They wanted what made Nigerious Ultima unique, his nigerious. Using watermelon catapults & grape shit fuckotrons, they assaulted the Island of the Negros, founded long ago by Danyul Negros; & all of the Niggers retreated, into the Niggerific Ocean, a Niggermade ocean which was comprised entirely of grape Kool-Aid & liquid watermelon. The lucky Niggers got to their stolen boats, while everyone else drowned in their own waste. Nigerious did not retreat. He attacked the Negroids head on, but they killed him & shit. "Yous a dead motherfucker now.". Nigerious made a deal with the Devil Dawg in which, in return for Him sending him back to Niggamat, he would rap some dope lyrics for Him. DD accepted & back to Negros Island he returned, armed with fried chicken launchers & flamethrowers & Biggie Smalls mixtapes. He charged at the Negroids & with all of the bitch's Nigger might, he fucking shot them Negroids & took shits on them like a true nigga. Now, he had to face the boss. Out of a 90's chrome plated convertible came a Nigger so dark that Nigerious could not see him. "So, here we meet...what the fuck is your name?". "Nigerious Ultima, nigeriest of all Niggers.". "Yeah, Nigerious will do.". "And you the fuck are?". "Fear me. I am called Dwayvonne Rittatitikaka. I was once a Nigger like you & then some shit happened that I'm not gonna tell you because you would expect that from a bad guy & now, I am the leader of the secret Negraspawn race in Little Blackistan, Afrikakalaans.". "That can't be. The Negraspawn were wiped out when the God Of The Stolen Television Set got drunk & beat the shit out of them until they died.". "Yes & I brought them back.". "...". Dwayvonne pulled a gun & shot Nigerious. "Seriously, why don't all bad guys do this? This is why they always lose.". Nigerious came back one last time, promising the D Man an entire mixtape & fucking kidnapped Dwayvonne from behind & nigga slapped him for days. The poor Niggers, who were ironically of a higher class than the rich Niggers, returned to Negros Island in their stolen boats & helped rebuild & shit. The end.

  • Krysstofer Pigott

    Where might I buy a physical copy of a book? My mother showed me the pdf and I wants the hard copy as well after I order my pdf? Wait let me whine alil. Please I want the Fucking book paper or hard cover. Whine whine whiny Fucking whine.....yea that's all I got XD

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