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I'M BACK, BITCHES!

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

Let's do this!

So here's the deal: pick the ebook you want, order it right from here through paypal, and I'll email you a copy from my business email account within 24 hours (sometimes way fucking faster than that!) All e-books are $2.50 unless otherwise marked (Rods of Mars is $4.95 and omnibus editions are $19.95) Scroll down past this for paperback editions. Want to buy in a different format? Whine in the comments section below.


All Shawn Wunjo books will always be DRM free.

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ASSHOLE OF THE UNIVERSE

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under



THE FIRST BOOK OF SERIES 2!

From the back cover:

What do Doctor Johnson Wang, Senator Dog Bowl and Shawn Wunjo's sex life have in common?

Fuck if I know.

Maybe you'll figure it out if you read: ASSHOLE OF THE UNIVERSE.

How to get yours:

Click here for e-book formats [$2.50] (Always available DRM free through www.shawnwunjo.com
Click here for paperback: [$9.95] (Get it before they ban it-- if the link doesn't work, you're too late!)


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Some Motherfuckin' Sweet Ass Books (And Shit)

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under



What the fuck is this book? Well, basically this is what shitweasels in the industry call an “omnibus edition.” Well fuck me. I figured, since I've got ten books out now, it's about time that I did one of these, but since I fucking hate things that are boring, I've also added a whole bunch of new shit for you to read too, in case you've already read all of the other shit before. What is the new shit that I've added? Stories and shit-- little chunk-o-books between the big ones. Just flip to the back of each of the goddamned book-in-a-book(s) and you'll find them. It's all good shit too, hot shit, new shit, shit that'll make your goddamned toes curl, motherfucker. 

Plus, now you can pick up all of my goddamned books in one go instead of having to buy each one individually. Makes it easier (and cheaper too.) 

So have a blast, bitch. All 522 pages of this book are for you.



How to get yours:

Click here for e-book formats [$19.95] (Always available DRM free through www.shawnwunjo.com)
Click here for paperback: [$29.95] (Get it before they ban it-- if the link doesn't work, you're too late!)



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SHIT FROM THE FUCKIN' HEART

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under




This is a horse of a different penis.

In this fucking rockin' bitchen' ass book, you'll find all kinds of goddamned poetry written by yours truly. Enjoy it, read it to people on the street, rip out the pages and leave them for fuckers to find so others can have a genuine WTF moment for the first time in their goddamned lives. 


Oh, and just for fuckin' clarity 

in case it isn't already goddamned obvious 

if "bad words" get your ass in a twist, don't read this fucking book, bitch.


How to get yours:

Click here for e-book formats [$2.50] (Always available DRM free through www.shawnwunjo.com
Click here for paperback: [$9.95] (Get it before they ban it-- if the link doesn't work, you're too late!)


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RODS OF MARS

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under



At times insightful, at times delightfully hilarious, the tantalizingly sexy “Rods of Mars” is sure to turn you on-- and keep you reading just to find out what happens next! When the enigmatic and studly Doctor Zex of the progenitor race trips and accidentally sends his time-traveling, world-hopping starship hurtling into the past, he inadvertently crash lands on the surface of Mars in the year 7331. Unable to leave until his starship has been repaired, the good doctor is forced to help the all-female staff of researchers at Mars Base unravel a mystery that is making everyone angry --and horny-- before the tension destroys them all!



How to get yours:

$14.95 / paperback
$4.95 / e-book formats (always available DRM free.)
Order through Thunderune Publishing [click here]



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DICK NIGLET AND THE SHIT WIZARDS OF ASSCABIN

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under


Join Analwart, dark lord of shit wizardry, as he tears gaping assholes (and urethras) in time and space, slaughters millions of worthless idiots with a flick of his dick, rapes Hamlet, discusses fine literature, scares off a potential home invader and saves the Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard from certain destruction at the hands of Turnus' diamond-plated, prehensile carbide-reinforced cock.







How to get yours:


Click here for e-book formats [$2.50] (Always available DRM free through www.shawnwunjo.com
Click here for paperback: [$9.95] (Get it before they ban it-- if the link doesn't work, you're too late!)
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THE SIXTH RELEASE

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

The sixth release of Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard is here. Get it before it gets banned a sixth time!

Fired from his job at the Analsausage Fuck Factory, Lucifer Niggerbastard sets off on an epic quest with his compatriots, a burbling sack of babyshit and Rojir the razor-bladed dildo. Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard is an epic tale told in a bizarro-author’s take on the ancient Homeric masters. Hey, all writers are thieves. It’s just illegal if the dead author you steal from hasn’t rotted enough yet. Actually, this book is pretty much nothing like the Aeneid. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read. Is it a commentary on how fucked up things are yet again? Maybe. Probably. Yes. If you don’t have a sense of humor or “bad words” get your ass in a twist, don’t read this fucking book.
NEW LINK as of 7/28/12!


Paperback: [$9.95] http://www.lulu.com/shop/s-w/sw-1/paperback/product-20246251.html
eBook: [$2.50] Only on http://www.shawnwunjo.com



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FUCK ME IN THE ASS: a love story ♥ ♥ ♥

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

This is the tale of two lovers who meet in the middle of a tattoo party– an epic orgy of ink slinging where designs flow like life and souls make connections that last for fucking ever. This book is a mental enema that will change your outlook on love, life and the world around you. You will never be the same again after letting yourself fall into its fucking pages.


GET IT BEFORE THEY BAN IT!
Paperback, Hardback and Download

GET IT HERE:

Click here for e-book formats [$2.50](Always available DRM free through www.shawnwunjo.com

Click here for paperback: [$9.95](Get it before they ban it-- if the link doesn't work, you're too late!)
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CUNTS FOR CHRIST

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

When four whores fail to raise money for their local church and the Reverend scoffs at their donation of only a single dollar, Jesus Christ himself comes back in the form of the church’s giant, solid gold savior and levels the fucking place. Setting out on a quest to put things right and make things groovy again, the colossal Christ journeys to Rome with the Cunts– four hookers with hearts of gold, an army of Atheists and freethinkers led by the Uberpriest, a fleet of totally chill hippies, and a coven of pagans. In the end, only Pope Ratdick and his army of hate-filled Hitler-clone altar boys stands in the way of the giant golden Jesus and the Love Army. Will the colossal Christ and the heroes of good vibes win through, or will oppression and idiocy rule the day? Find out in Shawn Wunjo’s latest book, the hilariously and brutally scathing critique of both religion and atheism: Cunts for Christ!


GET IT BEFORE THEY BAN IT!

Click here for e-book formats [$2.50] (Always available DRM free through www.shawnwunjo.com
Click here for paperback: [$9.95] (Get it before they ban it-- if the link doesn't work, you're too late!)



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ASS

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under


This is a tale of Cockpyres and Werecunts.

It is the tale of a war that goes on between them, totally unknown to men.

It is the tale of one young woman's fucked up love for a corpse

and a furry.

Yeah, shit is that bad.

That's right folks, this is the latest release by multi-banned author Shawn Wunjo! Check it out, and buy all the copies you're going to need for you and your friends before the stuffy big wigs ban it!

GET IT HERE:
Click here for e-book formats [$2.50] (Always available DRM free through www.shawnwunjo.com
Click here for paperback: [$9.95] (Get it before they ban it-- if the link doesn't work, you're too late!)
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HOW TO WRITE GOOD AND SHIT

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

I'M NOT DEAD. NOT YET.

Anyone who would try to sell a book to you on how to be a better writer is a fucking worthless hack.

Think of your creativity as an ocean of liquid shit under the world’s largest unwashed ass. It is your job to stick a straw into that ocean, plunge it all the way to the fucking crusty bottom and suck up all the cruft lurking down there, because that’s the shit that masterpieces are made of. Realize that you don’t need to conform to a fucking mold and be a cog in the retardo machine like the rest of the idiots who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. You need to look at the idiocy that we call “popular” and the hit-and-miss retardation we call “literature” and do something completely fucking different from either one.

So here’s how to write good and shit.

GET IT BEFORE THEY BAN IT!

Click here for e-book formats [$2.50] (Always available DRM free through www.shawnwunjo.com
Click here for paperback: [$9.95] (Get it before they ban it-- if the link doesn't work, you're too late!)
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YOU ARE FUCKED

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

THIS IS YOUR STORY

Are you ready for an adventure book this fucking epic? Can you handle something so damn hot it will probably combust while you're reading it?

Welcome to the world of "YOU ARE FUCKED," the only adventure book of its kind, with enough secret endings and crazy moments to choke a donkey.

That's right, I said adventure book.

You are in control of the fucking story.

Experience the mind of Shawn Wunjo in a way that may just scar you for life. Get this shit now, before it gets banned for being too damn awesome.

GET IT BEFORE THEY BAN IT!


NEW LINK as of 8/1/12!



Click here for e-book formats [$2.50] (Always available DRM free through www.shawnwunjo.com
Click here for paperback: [$9.95] (Get it before they ban it-- if the link doesn't work, you're too late!)



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ROBOCUNT AND THE RUG NIGGERS OF AFROFAGGOTSTAN

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

IT'S BACK (AGAIN AGAIN!)

From the fuckass that brought you “THE VAGINA ASS OF LUCIFER NIGGERBASTARD” Built from fucking grade A USDA premium goddamn chrome, ROBOCUNT is Dr. Patriot’s latest creation, and she’s on a mission to kick some fucking ass in Afrofaggotstan. Loosely based off the events of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, ROBOCUNT is jam packed with American-grade EPIC straight from the mouths of multiple whores well versed in the workings of government and faggotry. Is it a commentary on how fucked up things are yet again? Maybe. Probably. Yes. If you don’t have a sense of humor or “bad words” get your ass in a twist, don’t read this fucking book. You can’t get new art unless you step outside your tiny little goddamned shit-stained cockbox and burn the fucker to the goddamn ground.


Get it before they ban it!



Click here for e-book formats [$2.50] (Always available DRM free through www.shawnwunjo.com
Click here for paperback: [$9.95] (Get it before they ban it-- if the link doesn't work, you're too late!)



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DAIRY STAIN AND THE CUNT OF CTHULHU

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under



Alone and lost at the ass-end of Turdlock, Dairy Stain has always known he had a fucking destiny, but when he finds his ass-hose uncle’s fucking journal, shit goes totally nuts. Follow Stain as he straps on a brown thong and a pair of metal buttcheeks and backflips through time and space like a mad cunt. This shit is a tale of a real fucking hero who pulls himself up by the straps of his wrestling mask and dives asslong into the Cunt of Cthulhu. This is the goddamned tale of the ultimate fucking person, as well as a tale of all the peoples of the goddamned world. Is it a commentary on how fucked up things are yet again? Most fucking definitely. If you don’t have a sense of humor or “bad words” get your ass in a twist, don’t read this fucking book.

GET IT BEFORE THEY BAN IT!
Click here for e-book formats [$2.50] (Always available DRM free through www.shawnwunjo.com
Click here for paperback: [$9.95] (Get it before they ban it-- if the link doesn't work, you're too late!)



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Fucked

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

It's Official:

There are, at this moment, no Shawn Wunjo books available for purchase anywhere online (Except maybe used.)

So what does being banned 10+ times tell me?

1.) That I'm awesome.

2.) That I need to find somewhere (or some way) less ban-happy to get my current (and future) books to the people.

So, my loyal readers, I am open to suggestions. Where can I sell my books to you (and your friends and others) with their original covers without having to battle the insta-ban phenomenon? Drop your suggestions in the comment box below.

Thanks,

Shawn Wunjo




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ROBOCUNT IS BACK!

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

NEW LINK, NEW COVER, SAME ROBOCUNT. GET IT BEFORE THEY BAN IT.


Prepare to be bored stiff.

You know those books that people write
about the Iraq war after they've lived
in a hotel fifty miles from any real
action for about three whole days?

Yeah, this is most definitely one of those.

Never mind the fact that it was written by
four times banned author Shawn Wunjo.

This is most definitely not a reprinting of
one of his heinous, horrible and offensive
books.

No, definitely not.

This is definitely a journalistic treatse.

There's no way this is a reprint of
Robo****
and the R** N****** of Af************

No way.

Better buy this book quick.


$9.95 for the attractive 6x9 Paperback or $4.95 for the download.
http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/a-boring-war-treatse/11375675
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THE VAGINA-ASS OF LUCIFER NIGGERBASTARD

by Shawn Wunjo on Nov.22, 2009, under

IT'S BACK UP (AGAIN AGAIN!)

Fired from his job at the Analsausage Fuck Factory, Lucifer Niggerbastard sets off on an epic quest with his compatriots, a burbling sack of babyshit and Rojir the razor-bladed dildo. Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard is an epic tale told in a bizarro-author’s take on the ancient Homeric masters. Hey, all writers are thieves. It’s just illegal if the dead author you steal from hasn’t rotted enough yet. Actually, this book is pretty much nothing like the Aeneid. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read. Is it a commentary on how fucked up things are yet again? Maybe. Probably. Yes. If you don’t have a sense of humor or “bad words” get your ass in a twist, don’t read this fucking book.


$2.50 (ebook) on www.shawnwunjo.com 
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